So my mum brought the mail addressed to me down to my lab... I look through it- Credit Card offer, personal note and an army recruiting brochure.
Me: The army wants me, mum
Mum: Oh?
Me: Yup... and they say they'll give me this great gift- a messenger bag.
Mum: *laughs* For what? Signing up?
Me: No, dying.
At this point, my Mum stares at me with strange expression for an uncomfortable second or two.
Mum: Well... I could really use that messenger bag...
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...Oh. My. Gosh. You...
I...
Your...
MOTHER?
What...
On...
For the love of...
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What color would the messenger bag BE precisely?
*shakes head in shock... can't stop eyebrow from twitching...*
This post reminds me: I sure hope you are still WRITING, because I am still waiting to read the rest of that play. I loved this little scene above.
Army solicitations and credit cards---both are very dangerous.
By the way, I want a lab. That sounds very cool.
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Hey Monterey, this is Jen. I emailed a [an address!!], and I hoped it was you but I was not sure. Can you email me your real email if that is not it?
Love and missin ya, -jen
That GREAT incentive to join the army!
Just remember...DON'T SIGN ANYTHING! Once you do...they will photocopy your signiture to what ever the Government wants...then you are their property....beware ;-)
your mom is hilarious.
you spelled lysol right.
actually...
If I get to know them a little more, I might be able to go >_>
Cuz the RK is next thursday, not Nov. 5th, like I thought.
give me info.
please ^_^
OK...I have memorized, blocked, directed, and presented your "short scene" at an advant garde theatre festival. It's time for a new scene/post/blog, Dude.
i thought you'd be happy to know...i bought one of those 250gig external harddrives. it came yesterday.
i'm not really quite sure WHY i think that you'd be happy to hear this...maybe because it's sort of a geekish type of thing to possess. and you're a geek. and now, apparently, i am too. anyway, it was supposed to be plug 'n' play, but it's plugged, and it's not playing, so i must away to troubleshoot.
Hahaha, okay that's funny. Now update. ;P Haha. Sorry. I'm much worse..but you write interestingly so please...UPDATE? :)
God Bless and much love!
-chants-
update, update, update...-continutes forever-
You haven't updated in AAAAGES. :(
Your life can't be THAT boring. So update. It doesn't have to be revolutionary. Really. Just, you know, let us know you're alive.
Please? :)
seriously. i think he may have died.
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